Thursday, January 26, 2006
Dodgy Lou
Lou was a diamond geezer, as some folks say. Some would call him by a different name but that was down to his 2 or 3 aliases courtesy of a bit of bother with the nice poll tax people. Nevertheless, despite the fact that he would quite literally respond to at least 3 names and thus had people all around him going “Lou ? Shit, I’ve been calling him Simon for the last three years”, he always bought a round and was well liked.
Lou joined a band as a singer. When they came up with a new song he was a bit stuck for lyrics so the rest of the band advised to to write about what he knew best. He was a motorbike courier. Title of the song ?
“Sign here please, can I use your phone ?”
# posted by SideshowPete : 8:55 pm
